This is an old one, but I hope you enjoy it..
Hey ya'll, it's been awhile, sorry about that. I guess I've had blogger's block. I haven't been able to come up with anything worth writing about in a long time. I came up with an idea, of all places, carrying a urine sample through the doctor's office.
I started thinking, with all the modern technology out there, is it really necessary for me to be prancing around in public with a shot glass of urine? Today I had my annual woman's exam. I always come out of the office feeling very uncomfortable and confused. I am a married woman, have been for 11 years. I would never dream of cheating on my husband. Yet I met my new doctor and within 10 minutes of saying "hello", I'm dropping my drawers. It makes me feel like a woman with loose morals.
I know that they say that gynocologists see so many naked woman that they don't even pay attention. But I always secretly watch them from the corner of my eye just to make sure he's not admiring me, or even worse, laughing. I've had a few different gynos over the years. I like this one alot. He's very professional. Alot better than my last one, he used to hum to himself the whole time. And the one before that, he had the shortest, stubbiest fingers on a human being I've ever seen.
I think men have it lucky, even more lucky than they realize. Sure they have to do the whole "turn your head and cough" thing, and I'm sure a proctolgy exam isn't a trip to the beach either. But when you compare that to paying a stranger to fondle you, no drinks involved, I think men are the luckier sex.
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