Someone is very angry at me. That's the only solution I can come up with about the problem I am having. Someone is so mad at me that instead of hiring a hitman to just shoot me point blank, they have hired someone even worse. A hateful foe whose only mission in life is to see me slowly lose my mind.
This foe must've been a ninja before he took his current job of slowly torturing me. Because he is stealthy. I've never seen him, but I have heard him. He causes me to get up in the nite inspecting the house, looking for him. Praying that I'll find him, yet not knowing what I would do if I ever confronted him face to face.
I have threatened to go armed, but Mark will not tell me where the key to the gun safe is. That's probably a wise decision, I don't know how to shoot a gun anyway. I would probably go into overkill mode and shoot out an entire wall in our house.
My adversary has gotten bolder over the last few nites. He started out being just outside of my bedroom, softly calling to me. Taunting me into finding his hiding place. He is a very aggressive opponent, and as of two nites ago, he took up residence in my bedroom. Always out of my site, but never out of my hearing. He's relentless with his torture, he says the same thing over and over, for hours on end. Why would someone want to see me crazy this bad?
So, if I have offended anyone out there, I am throwing up my white flag. I surrender. I will do whatever it takes if you will just call this ninja off of me. I have reached my breaking point. I will tell you anything you want to hear. I will even do your laundry forever. Just for God's sake, please call this cricket and tell him to go away.
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