Will My Ratty Bathrobe Get More Fans Than Oxygen?

As a facebook user, I enjoy seeing everyone's status updates, who's commenting on who's stuff, and who got the high score playing their game of choice. One thing that really makes me laugh is all the fan pages I see my friends joining.

They range from the obscure; "Will This Pickle Get More Fans Than Hannah Montana?", to the asinine; "I Feel My Phone Vibrate When It Doesn't" which incidentally, has over a million fans. It leads me to wonder who is creating these pages that are getting so many fans. It's also making me wonder if I shouldn't create a few of my own.

Here's some of my ideas, tell me what you think.

"Will My Ratty Bathrobe Get More Fans Than Oxygen?"This is in homage to my old blue bathrobe that I wouldn't be caught dead in, but also happens to be the same robe I wear in the mornings when I drive my kids to school. If I ever were to have a wreck in the mornings, I can only imagine the laughing fit that the emergency personnel will break into when they see it. I will probably die while they are giggling. But it's just so dang comfy!

"I've Tried Duct-Taping My Children, But They Always Chew Their Way Out Of It."Does this one really need any explanation? Any mother that isn't under the effect of a horse tranquilizer will understand this one.

"Every Time The Weatherman Calls For Snow, I Want To Kick A Kitten"
Again, no explanation needed. The kids get excited at the thought of being out of school, while inside I am cringing because all I can think of is extra laundry and calls of, "Mom, do we have anything to eat?" every 5 minutes.

"Why Does My Washing Machine Like To Eat Socks?"
This one would get a gazillion fans, easy. I've never met anyone that didn't own a washing machine that seemed intent on eating just one sock from each pair. I've tried to outsmart mine and only buy white socks for everyone in the family. But the washing machine is a crafty beast, when I do not allow it to eat a sock, it ruins my bras by stretching out the straps.

So those are my ideas for some fan pages, what are yours?