The Tale of The Granny Panties

I am 33 years old, I have 3 kids, I weigh more than I did in high school, and I do not have any ambitions of being a Victoria's Secret model. My husband stays on me about wearing what he refers to as my "granny panties". I tell him that if anyone ever invented comfortable, yet sexy underwear, they would have a fortune that rivals Bill Gate's.

You know who I want to smack? Women who tell me that thongs are comfortable. That sounds a little harsh, yes, I know. That's fine if they are comfortable for you, just don't tell my husband, because he would be convinced that they would be comfortable for me. To me there is nothing comfortable about dental floss in my butt crack. Not to mention the fact that when I look in the mirror while I'm wearing a thong, it looks like I've packed too much cotton in a sack and have tried to tie it with baling twine to keep anything from escaping.

Ok, I will be honest, my panties are HUGE. I will admit, that if I wear low rise jeans, that I have to tuck them down. Maybe Mark does have a point about them being unsightly. But I like my underwear to do their job, which is to keep my privates private. I have tried to compromise and wear something a little more vampy, and a little less granny, but I spent the whole day digging out wedgies, and what is sexy about that?

Mark was on me about buying some Victoria's Secret panties. So I finally decided to get some for him. I spent $18 dollars on a pair of panties that I am now afraid to wear for the fear of something happening to them. But they do look very nice in my underwear drawer. Maybe I should try the whole compromise thing again, it seems like I get more "honey do's" done when he thinks I have on uncomfortable panties...;)